dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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