so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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