If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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