I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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