I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like eating out sand paper
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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