I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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