But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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