i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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