I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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