Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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