you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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