it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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