talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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