she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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