Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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