Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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