If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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