I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
