I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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