Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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