Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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