I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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