So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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