I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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