Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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