I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
