i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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