He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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