I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
