Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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