can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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