I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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