The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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