We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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