Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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