I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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