Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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