Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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