So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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