1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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