To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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