then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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