I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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