toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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