you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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