Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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