with your own penis?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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