Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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