Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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