I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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