I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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